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Bacon Unisex Perfume
I like eating bacon just as much as anyone, but all these bacon products lately are getting a bit ridiculous. Take for example this new Bacon Unisex Perfume. I like to eat bacon, but I don’t want to...
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Star Trek Colognes
GeekAlerts has shown you the Tiberus Cologne, now we want you to enjoy the rest of the Star Trek Colognes. There is the Shirtless Kirk, perfect for the masculine man that’s not afraid to show off his...
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Dirt Cologne
Are you a tough guy; or just someone who wants to maintain that sort of image? Do you want to smell like you’ve been out rolling in the yard or at your workshop all day? If so, then a few spritzes of...
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Esme Perfume Pendant
It’s always fun to see accessories and other stuff get reinvented with dual purposes for the wearer, like pendants. They’re perfect to hang on necklaces but they’re even better if you can also use them...
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Jinx Removing Spray
Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees...
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Money Fragrance
Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more...
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Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume
In the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. It helps to smell nice while you are plotting and scheming too. The Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume is a must wear for any serious fan. This perfume...
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Demeter Fragrances
GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or...
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Avengers Black Widow Perfume
What do the Avengers smell like? I always assumed they smelled like Hulk sweat, but thanks to the Black Widow, they probably smell like Avengers Black Widow Perfume. Now you can smell just like the...
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Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance
I don’t know if I’d want my man to smell like The Hulk exactly, but as they say, don’t knock it until you try it. If Gucci can bottle up the smell of Envy, I don’t see anything wrong with the Avengers...
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Cthulhu in Love Perfume
An ancient evil has awakened and it brought with it a fragrant scent. This Cthulhu in Love Perfume is the essence of ancient evil and it makes a perfect gift this Valentine’s Day. It smells of incense,...
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Zombie Perfume
TV, movies, and common sense suggest the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to blend in by smelling like a rotting corpse and Zombie Perfume will help you achieve that, but you might have to...
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Sharknado ‘Shark by Tara’ Perfume
What scent goes with defending the city against a storm of shark-filled tornadoes? If you’re not sure, then Sharknado ‘Shark by Tara’ Perfume is the answer you’re looking for. Body odor can undoubtedly...
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